1. Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.

2. If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure. - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

3. So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year? -Christina Aguilera

4. Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything. - Ivana Trump, on finishing her first novel

5. I'm convinced the Beatles are partly responsible for the fall of Communism. - Milos Forman, Film director

6. When I'm a blonde, I can say the world is purple, and they'll believe me because they weren't listening to me. - Kylie Bax, Model/Actress, in Stuff magazine.

7. The internet is a great way to get on the net. - Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

8. You guys, line up alphabetically by height. - Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

9. I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears, on Blender Magazine (April 2004)

10. I think war is a dangerous place. - George W. Bush, Washington, D.C. (May 7, 2003)

11. I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman, Golfer

12. It's nice, it gives you a feeling of security so that if something breaks we know we can always call a guy over and he'll bring a drill or something. - Brooke Shields, Actress, on why it was is good to live in a co-ed dormitory when she was in college

13. Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Gyrator, Chicago Rotary Club journal

14. These people haven't seen the last of my face. If I go down, I'm going down standing up. - Chuck Person, NBA Basketball player

15. I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid. - Paris Hilton (December 2003)

16. I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

17. Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff. - Mariah Carey, pop singer

18. Predictions are difficult. Especially about the future. - Yogi Berra, Baseball player

19. My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt. - Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice.

20. The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century. - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

21. And now the sequence of events in no particular order. - Dan Rather, television news anchor

22. Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods. - George W Bush, Austin, Texas, Dec. 20, 2000

23. The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing. - Dizzy Dean, explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series.

24. I was in a no-win situation, so I'm glad that I won rather than lost. - Frank Bruno, Boxer

25. I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them. - George Bush

26. I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first. - George Rogers, NFL New Orleans Saint RB, when asked about the upcoming season

27. I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding. - Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons

28. The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Theisman, quarterback and sports analyst

29. Half this game is ninety percent mental. - Danny Ozark, Philadelphia Phillies manager

30. Be sure and put some of those neutrons on it. - Mike Smith, Baseball pitcher, ordering a salad at a restaurant.

31. If I sold all my liabilities, I wouldn't own anything. My wife's a liability, my kids are liabilities, and I haven't sold them. - Ted Turner, media mogul, on selling off his money losing properties

32. They misunderestimated me. - George W Bush, Bentonville, Ark., (Nov. 6, 2000)

33. I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista, Supermodel

34. Facts are stupid things. - Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President

35. What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is. - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

36. That's just the tip of the ice cube. - Neil Hamilton, BBC2

37. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man. - Samuel Goldwyn

38. I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid. - Terry Bradshaw, Former football player/announcer

39. It isn't pollution that is hurting the environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

40. I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. - Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

41. The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvestor Stallone, Actor

42. Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. - Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC

43. We are not ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur. - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

44. Will the highways on the internet become more few? - George W Bush, Concord, New Hampshire, (29th January 2000)

45. Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas. - Keppel Enderbery, Former Australian cabinet minister

46. There is certainly more in the future now than back in 1964. - Roger Daltrey, Singer/Actor

47. We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees. - Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks

48. I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa. - Britney Spears

49. Pitching is 80% of the game. The other half is hitting and fielding. - Mickey Rivers, baseball player

50. I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix. - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

51. Put the 'off' button on. - George W. Bush, Associated Press, 14th February 2000

52. So Carol, you're a housewife and mother. And have you got any children? - Michael Barrymore

53. Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz, US writer

54. We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need? - Lee Iacocca, Chairman of the Chrysler corporation

55. For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

56. He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is. - Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer

57. If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

58. If only faces could talk... - Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl

59. Every minute was more exciting than the next. - Linda Evans, actress

60. I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me. - Jessica Simpson

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