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Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
a) I do physical labor
b ) I work at great depths.
c) I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
d) I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
e) I work in a damp environment.
f) I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
g) I work in high temperatures.
h) My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely,
P. Niss
The Response...
Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised,the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
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