10. Wife Carrying
For whatever reason, the Finnish decided to invent a sport that involves men racing through an obstacle track, whilst carrying their better half. But it’s not as easy as hulking your loved one over your shoulder and speeding off – several types of carry are practiced: piggyback, fireman’s lift, or Estonian-style, where the wife hangs upside-down with her legs around the husband’s shoulders.
So Pepsi have a new logo and this guy can’t help seeing it as a somewhat obese person. Now I can’t help it either.
God knows how much money it just cost them to remind people of the amount of calories in every can of Pepsi :D
We spend plenty of time online chatting with our virtual friends on Myspace or Facebook, Tweeting, Digging, etc. In fact, we spend so much time online that it is sometimes hard to believe there’s an “actual” word where these networks do not exist.
However the virtual reality is growing fast and we have less time for the “offline” life – this is even reflected in the clothes we wear.
These t-shirt collection is dedicated to all social media and web 2.0 users who already can’t live without social networking:
1. “I Submitted to Digg but All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt”
Picking up girls at a bar is hard enough as it is. To make matters worse, single men have to be on constant lookout for the infamous cockblocker. The modern cockblocker can manifest in many forms, and being able to identify and manage a cockblocker can mean the difference between a successful night, and one where you go home alone, eat chips and salsa by yourself, and watch Children of Men on cable one and a half times before passing out. Here are 7 common cockblockers to look out for:
1. The Gay Friend
In the NFL, there's a reason why you never trade a player to a team you're going to face later on in the season: he knows everything you're going to try, and he's going to tell the other team, and suddenly you're losing 37-0 in the fourth quarter, and you're standing on the sidelines thinking, "how the f*ck did this happen?" The Gay Friend knows your moves, because at the end of the day you both want the same thing: to find someone drunk enough to let you stick something in their butt. To make matters worse, unlike the seven girlfriends surrounding your prospective lady, The Gay Friend isn't catty and backstabbing, because he's not trying to go for the same wiener that she is. Consequently, he has no problem looking out for her at all costs. This means that you'll have to come prepared with a few trick plays, or have the most dedicated wingman in the entire world.
When you live in a city that’s infamous for its traffic, you tend to appreciate funny signs a whole lot more. Here are a dozen hilarious ones found by travelers from around the world:
1. Note to Women…
1. Numa Numa
Ah, there’s something about Gary Brolsma’s break-out web cam performance lip syncing and dancing to Moldovan pop music that one just can’t turn away from. Numa Numa was an instant viral hit when it was released and it has been viewed over 30 million times on YouTube alone (not counting duplicates).
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
a) I do physical labor
b ) I work at great depths.
c) I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
d) I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
e) I work in a damp environment.
f) I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
g) I work in high temperatures.
h) My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely,
P. Niss
The Response...
Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised,the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
Whether or not Twitter has hit a traffic growth ceiling, the 140 character status update platform has already proved it can permeate past its early adopter audience and attract a more mainstream user-base complete with Twittering athletes, celebrities, and government officials.
Along the way, Twitter has also managed to grab a lot of attention as the easy scapegoat in parody videos. We’ve seen comedic geniuses, late-night talk show hosts, and many video production companies all try to best each other in a battle for the funniest Twitter spoof or satire. Not all are created equal, but the 10 we’ve included here are some of the sure-fire standouts.
Twitter may be the butt of everyone’s joke, but after the news of a $1 billion valuation, we have a sneaking suspicion that Twitter will eventually have the last laugh.
Real Life Twitter
What would life be like if we audibly announced our tweets to the world instead of sharing them on Twitter? If Dan’s Twitter in real life experiment tells us anything, it would be quite odd.
The CollegeHumor dude treks around New York shouting out pointless babble in 140 characters or less. We can’t help but LOL uncontrollably as his real life tweets give life to some pretty awkward situations with confused New Yorkers. Lesson learned: tweeting in real life about the guy with b.o. standing next you is a bad idea.
Most retweetable line: “Finally got around to checking out the college humor show, meh.”
What I Want In A Man! (The Original List)
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Thoughtful
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