Your girlfriend's mind is a perpetual motion machine. It is constantly moving, always working and it never stops. It can calculate complex equations, delicate problems and multifaceted situations and questions in a matter of seconds. So to make sure your brain stays on its toes, these are the most common girlfriend questions that should trigger a red alert.
Breasts are amazing. They come it all shapes and sizes. They can do tricks. They are fun to look at / stare at / play with and you can even use them to open a beer. In a world where fake breasts are rampant there is something amazing and refreshing about incredible natural breasts. Here we honor those ladies who haven’t been cut up and implanted and are on record saying they are 100% natural.
1. Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.
2. If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure. - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President
3. So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year? -Christina Aguilera
4. Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything. - Ivana Trump, on finishing her first novel
5. I'm convinced the Beatles are partly responsible for the fall of Communism. - Milos Forman, Film director
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